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Hey, I'm Paulina. I AM OBSESSED WITH CELLOS. I recently just started blogging, and if you read one of my first posts you'll know that I feel like I'm doing it wrong. Oh well.
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11:53

For the confusèd among you.

Old English (Anglo-Saxon):: Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
Middle English:: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
Early Modern English:: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
Modern English:: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
Pointless dribble:: Omg, lol, def totes ridic, c u ltr

madilezombie:

outcastme:

captivat3d-by-you-baby:

sweet-as-a-summers-kiss:

These are real fucking men.

just had to reblog this. This is so wonderful.

shit just got real.

OMG I want to marry one of these guys!

There wearing heals hahahahahhaaha Good guys!

If only more people realized the damage they cause. To all the people that participate in this, you are amazing

(Source: melikdaniel)

(Source: rememberunity)

Tried this about 10 times.. haha…

hottmuffin:

Hannah: oh what are those called? the wish flowers?

Sarrah: you mean dandelions?

Hannah: no those are yellow

Sarrah: Hannah they are the same thing…..

Hannah’s mind blown

(Source: gabberz97)